Penis Size and Natural Selection
We are fascinated that there are still small penises around!!! You'd think with women's preference for large, satisfying organs, we'd have eliminated the small penis genes from the population. But in fact - they still exist! Why???
We've come up with a lot of theories we'd love to share with you!
1. Women fall in love with the man and accept the penis.
2. Women don't realize the penis is small until right before sex. And then feel bad. And then get knocked up.
3. The Small Penis Man has an awesome tounge (See Part I).
4. Some women don't know what a large penis feels like.
5. Small Penis Men were made for Small Vagina Women. With people moving around the world, the sex organ gene dispersal has just gotten out of control.
Another significant aspect to consider, related to evolution, is the qualities that women desire in potential long-term mates. In the short term, sure we'd like a man with an exquisite dick that can please us through every small hour of the night. But will he treat us the way we want to be treated for years? Will he provide for us? Will he be a nurturing father? Of course we don't think of these qualities right away, but they are certainly the category of things that women need and want in men they may potentially wed. I'd venture that if a man has a smaller penis, yet turns out to be an amazing emotional companion, a woman would inevitably decide to reproduce with this man. And since it is highly likely that men get their 'penis genes' from their father (bearer of the Y chromosome), any sons of said husband will bear similar packages. Thus, the small penis continues to exist.
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