Why sometimes it's necessary to night rape your man

Without confusing the serious nature of the word rape with the necessity of night rape, I'd like to open up the discussion of why more women need to take control of their sex life. This is only to be applied to two people in a consenting relationship - not your best friend's man who might be in the next room. Too often, women are potrayed as busy, tired creatures who are thankful when they can get a good night's sleep - undisturbed by a man's penis in their back. The truth of the matter is, although not openly discussed, men get tired too and it's the WOMEN who lay awake longing for a night cap. Sometimes we reach towards our men and feel rejected because he's too tired to satisfy us. As we settle into regular monogmous relationships, both men and women tend to get so wrapped up in their day job and forget to upkeep their night time activities during the work week. Think about it - we're so stressed during the day, don't you think we need a little release when the sun goes down?? I'd like to offer one solution for those of you in a weekday rut.

We usually have two options when staring at the ceiling cracks next to a snoozing lover. The first option, doing the deed by yourself, is valid but often unfufilling when you realize you have the real thing right next to you. Besides, even if your vibrator is way better (saved for another topic), you run the risk of waking your significant other and hurting his morale because he was too tired to help out (never a good thing to hurt the sex morale).

The second option, however, benefits both parties. Prime yourself, and then reach over to your man. We all know about morning wood. Well it turns out, because a man is deep in sleep and not aware of his exhaustion, he's often capable of popping wood at anytime during the night. Go ahead and reach down there with a gentle touch. If you find that the blood flow down there has definitely increased, I suggest you keep probing until you've got something to work with. At this time, your man might still be sleeping. That's ok. This is a night rape, after all. However, once you've got enough going (it doesn't need to be full mast), jump on for a ride. Do your thing without saying anything. You might feel hands on your hips and notice a head roll, but don't expect him to provide more than a stickshift. Usually at the point where he realizes that he's not dreaming, he'll be too tred to talk to you and too turned on to realize he's still tired. The result? Just what a woman needs!

Although this method might not always work, and may not work with every man, I highly suggest every sleepless woman to try it! If all else fails, there's always Mr. Rabbit. Keep in mind that sleep sex is in no way a subsitute for the real goodies, but perhaps can help you get over a rough day until the both of you get your Saturday energy - or just something to do when you realize you're horny, and he's not paying attention. Anyway, that's my solution to a man's low labido mid week - but I'd love to hear more experiences of yours!
Mwah!
~Vi

I completely agree. Not only am I frequently longing to be satisfied at the end of a busy and stressful day, but I ultimately feel rejected if my man is too tired and just wants to pass out. What self respecting man just wants to spoon? Is this the man's version of "I have a headache" and/or "I'm just not in the mood?" Well. The last thing I, or any other sexual woman, needs is to go unsatisfied before catching her much needed Zzzz's.

That said, I have never tried Violet's night rape method. Some men I have slept with, especially if drunk, are harder to move than the Titanic while asleep. A move that has worked for me however, is the pre-sleep rape. This move generally starts with the "Baby, I'm so tired. Let's just spoon and fall asleep." "Okay baby," I say, but I have other plans on my mind. The timing on this move is key, because you have to wait until he is slightly dozed, but not completely down for the count. The longer you sleep with one guy, the better you'll become on the timing aspect. Once in the spoon position and you feel his breath getting heavier, reach your top arm back and grab your guy. At first he won't know or realize what is happening, and in his half-dreamy state he'll just think it feels good. After working him for about a minute he'll realize that he's not only very hard, but no longer too sleepy to skip sex and will be ready to go. I like to roll over and face him while getting him worked up, before he decides that he wants to get after it. This is a great move because although he's going to often want sex, he won't want to put in too much effort. This is your chance girls to take advantage of being on top and riding him for all he's worth. You'll have a great opportunity to control the rhythm and speed with him in a dreamy state and you in charge.

I suggest trying both moves and finding what works best for you and your partner. What is for certain, however, is that we deserve to be satisfied.

Kisses,
Lia